I Hope I Didn't Brain My Damage

Today, I woke up in the morning, thinking on how to make my life more exciting. I have some ways which I thought it would work if I try it upon myself. First, make jokes with friends. Laugh maniacally when they tell stories even if it's not funny. Second, running across the streets full of vehicles back and forth. Unless you want to commit suicide, you can stop in the middle of the road. Third, observe an army of ants in front of you and try talk to them about your days as a human being. Fourth, give your friends a pervert piece of advice. But try avoid getting a black eye or two in the process. Fifth, run into walls on purpose and then jump at one place in front of the walls. Sixth, buzz your friends at YM and log out immediately after that. Seventh, swim in your bed in various styles and act like you are drowning and shouts for help.

Yes, these should do it. My life is exciting.